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  • Date: 12/29/24
  • Location: home
  • DIRECTOR: Guy Hamilton
  • ACTORS: Fred Ward, Joel Grey, Wilford Brimley, J. A. Preston, George Coe, Charles Cioffi, Kate Mulgrew, Michael Pataki, Patrick Kilpatrick
  • PLOT: A cop (Ward) is conscripted into a clandestine black ops program that uses martial arts techniques to conduct political assassinations, which suddenly doesn't sound so heroic now that I see it written out.
  • EVALUATION: I find myself simultaneously adoring and pitying a film this James Bond franchise entry from a goofy parallel universe, in which a soap opera-loving martial arts master (Grey) teaches his protégé to dodge bullets and run without touching the ground because he regards his superior (Brimley) as some kind of emperor.
  • WRITING: The line "Bearing in mind that nature snubbed him cruelly by denying him Korean birth, I am not entirely dissatisfied" is hilarious both in and out of film considering that is spoken by Joel Grey, who won a Saturn award and a Golden Globe nomination for his role, despite definitely not being Korean.
  • FILMING: Guy Hamilton does his best work since Goldfinger in creating elaborate, expansive action setpieces.
  • BEST PART: The fight on the scaffolded Statue of Liberty is an outstanding action sequence.
  • TRIVIA: Based on the Destroyer book series and featuring Reginald VelJohnson, Jon Polito, and William Hickey in minor roles.
  • STINGER: "You move like a pregnant yak!"
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